Jack Stone-Hard returns to the Tau Ceti star system to meet the woman with the best pussy in the galaxy, the Amazonian Melanie Bosom. Much to Jack's dismay, his lightspeed travels have caused a massive time dilation, so 20 years have passed in the Tau Ceti system. During this time, zealots have kidnapped Melanie and forced her to marry the gay Grand Cleric Brogdan Dalamir. To win her back, Jack has to kill Brogdan and prove that he is a better lover than Brogdan's handsome son, Paris Dalamir.
