Tights from M & S

Jimbo welcomes Pat Nevin, Duncan Alexander and Sasha Goryunov for an in-depth discussion on the Champions league quarter-finals.

It’s elimination for the holders Bayern and a triumph for PSG and for Neymar – the Prince Charles of football.

Up next for them, Manchester City, who finally reach the semi-finals under Pep Guardiola as Foden (and Bellingham) show exactly what they’re made of.

Liverpool are snuffed out by Real Madrid at Anfield. Has Klopp been found tactically lacking this season? And was that the end of the famed front three?

West Ham have the chance to go 3rd in the Premier League this weekend. Was everyone wrong about David Moyes regressing? And can Allardyce actually steer West Brom to safety?

Lynsey Hooper faces Julien Laurens in the last 16 of the Inter Totally Cup.

And as the FA Cup semi-finals beckon, Pat remembers the day when he scored the winner in one semi, while tragedy struck at the other.

RUNNING ORDER:

• PART 1a: PSG knock out Bayern (03m 00s)
• PART 1b: City knock out Dortmund (09m 00s)
• PART 2a: Chelsea knock out Porto / great goals that didn’t matter (18m 30s)
• PART 2b: Real Madrid knock out Liverpool (24m 00s)
• PART 3a: Remembering 15th April 1989 (33m 00s)
• PART 3b: FA Cup semi-finals preview (38m 00s)
• PART 3b: Kudela banned for 10 matches (42m 30s)
• PART 4a: West Brom’s transformation with Joseph Masi (47m 30s)
• PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (54m 00s)
• PART 5: Inter Totally Cup – Hooper v Laurens (63m 30s)

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