The Middle Stories

I had gotten a bit of confidence in that time, and I said, all cheeky and indifferent, “I know.”

One day I’m going to the moon, and when I go, I’m going to bring back a teaspoon of sugar.

I am very much against drugs, and I think the people who do them are foolish. I have seen the way they make people act, and I am not a space case. I am a genuine human being, and I express what I’m feeling.

The plumber waited and waited, and waited and waited, but the maid did not return. He rang the doorbell again and still the maid did not answer. He started to go, but before he could reach the bus stop a voice came calling after him.